女性笑话|Raccoons 浣熊

Raccoons

Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents^{1 for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing2 one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated（成双的，成对的） for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous（一夫一妻的） couple.}

I don't know why she's so concerned, he added. She's been married three times.

浣熊

我在州政府鱼类和野生动物部门工作时，负责向居民们出借捕浣熊的装备。一个人捕获了一只猎物，他打电话来询问浣熊是不是终生只有一个伴侣。他说他的女儿担忧他们可能拆散了一对终生伴侣。

我不了解她为何这么关心这事，他补充说，她自己已经结过三次婚了。